I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.
I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck